C & B vs Windhill

[Superfatbantam]

Ok, Gameweek 5 and after a great start to the season, Claret and Banter Football Club find themselves on a losing streak of 3 games. Churchillian teamtalks by jonnyd failed to manufacture a win last week and the game was marred by allegations of unprofessionalism amongst the players. Typically bantamesque the team have pulled together and the spirit is still there. Is this the week it comes right?

Form Guide:

Claret & Banter FC: Pld 4 Won 1 Lost 3 GF 23 GA 28

Windhill: Pld 4 Won 3 Lost 1 GF 38 GA 23

Windhill are second in the table with 9 points and C&B are 6th with 3 points.

On this basis and because Windhill beat The Marsh 9-3 and C&B lost 8-5 to them, the odds are heavily in favour of Windhill.

First Goalscorer odds to follow.tup:

[BantamMenace]

Every single one of my points (2034) on Windhill! got to be loyal to my team :-) cant wait for the match, should be a good game.

[Superfatbantam]

Thought you might be backing Windhill, menace!

[Jantje]

Every single one of my points (2034) on Windhill! got to be loyal to my team :-) cant wait for the match, should be a good game.

Couldn't you spare one point for our brave lads:D :D :D :D ;)

[Parrot]

Before I bet, are half the team gonna be pissed again?;) :D .....Bryan Robson, George Best, Paul McGrath.....you had nothing on these boys, NOTHING!!!!roflmao:

[Jantje]

Before I bet, are half the team gonna be pissed again?;) :D .....Bryan Robson, George Best, Paul McGrath.....you had nothing on these boys, NOTHING!!!!roflmao:

Have faith Beaks, somebody said they'll all be in bed after Blue Peter on Wednesday, don't know who with though!!!;) :rolleyes: :D :D

[Yeadon Bantam]

I think they will win, im coming to watch this week so its sure fire!!

[BantamMenace]

Whatever points I get from this post ill put on you boys to win then tup:tup:

Is it the more you type the more u get?

[BantamMenace]

there u go 20 squids on c & b to win!!!!

[Superfatbantam]

Don't get too cocky, Menace. We mean business this week!

[BantamMenace]

Ha ha am not getting cocky, we did that last week with the bottom of table and found ourselves 3-2 down, erm we got one of our best players out aswel so am a bit worried actually, if ur fired up 4 it aswell it cud be a really close game, but they are the best ones. Hopefully it will be clean aswel, cos we av played a couple of dirty teams in last 2 games.

[Jumbo]

c&b are a dirty team BM...watch out for the ball-grabber!!!

[BantamMenace]

Ha ha which one is that then?

[Jumbo]

boy george!!!

[Parrot]

Ha ha which one is that then?

He's easy to spot, usually got a bottle of beer in one hand & a guys nads in the other:eek: :D

[Rambo]

He's easy to spot, usually got a bottle of beer in one hand & a guys nads in the other:eek: :D

Sorry to disappoint people, but new leaf has turned.


Not drinking, No ball grabbing. (Unless I'm marking BM of course)

BM, Be afraid. Be Very Afraid!

[Jantje]

[QUOTE=Rambo;110196]Sorry to disappoint people, but new leaf has turned.


Not drinking, No ball grabbing.


I'm proud of you Son, it brings a tear to a glass eye;) tup:

[Superfatbantam]

Menace, wear two sets of shin pads. The kicking we gave last week's players, you'll need em!

[BantamMenace]

Ill tell one of the smaller lads to go tell you lot he's BantamMenace so he gets a good kicking then lol

[Bantam Of The Opera]

I've put every point I have on FC ClaretandBanter to win so if you guys lose im going to have to go in to hiding for a while as the Vbux loan sharks will be after me and my knee-caps jawdrop: . No added pressure like, but if you lose you may not see me for a month or two!!!!:D

[Jantje]

the Vbux loan sharks will be after me and my knee-caps jawdrop:

I've seen 'em, believe me, they are pretty ugly characters, no names though;) ;) :D

[B_i_N]

I've seen 'em, believe me, they are pretty ugly characters, no names though;) ;) :D

You talking about the Man from Delmonte? :D

[Rick]

I might act as a loan shark now I have the points :D

BTW has any team in the league actually drawn a game yet?

[Yeadon Bantam]

Which bet got you all those ricky??

[Rick]

Which bet got you all those ricky??

It was a wise bet ;)

[Yeadon Bantam]

PMSL Nice pun!

I got a few bob from that one as well!! Cheers!

[Superfatbantam]

I might act as a loan shark now I have the points :D

BTW has any team in the league actually drawn a game yet?

No team in either division has drawn a game yet. You going the whole hog and backing the draw?

[Rick]

No team in either division has drawn a game yet. You going the whole hog and backing the draw?

You can make quite a good profit by tactical betting by ignoring the draw.

[Superfatbantam]

Yes but I have to allow for it. When was the last time you saw football odds where the draw was 9/1 other than England vs Macedonia? Make your profit if you want but don't blame me when the first draw happens and your plans are scuppered!

[Superfatbantam]

You can make quite a good profit by tactical betting by ignoring the draw.

And point proven!tup:

Next thing you'll be accusing us of match-fixing in the Sun!:rolleyes: