C & B vs Windhill 1st Goalscorer (C&B only)

[Devil's Advocate]

Everyone's drifted a little this week as the squad gets larger! Will Bullbantam get his first start and nick one at massive odds? Can SFB build on his first ever competitive goal last week and get on the scoresheet first? Will Windhill keep a clean sheet?

With the addition of Jantje Simoen and The Prawn King to the management team will C&B look to a more attacking approach with a shoot-on-sight policy?

[Parrot]

I'll have 200 points on Georgie Best....ermmm i mean Rambotup: :D

[Jantje]

With the addition of Jantje Simoen and The Prawn King to the management team will C&B look to a more attacking approach with a shoot-on-sight policy?

Me & Prawny will be on a personal mission to confiscate any alcohol, non- returnable of course;) :D

[Yeadon Bantam]

Why can't i bet?

[Devil's Advocate]

Have you got enough points?

[1911]

is it wrong to bet on yourself to score first?

ah well done it.

doesn't mean that i'm not going to pass to others though.

a win is what counts first!!

[Jantje]

Get in there Si, i've placed my most points on you, bring 'em home for me!!!!

[Devil's Advocate]

I backed jd but am gutted he's dropped himself. I need a teamsheet in future before betting!

[Rick]

Does Bullbantam have large odds because he's crap? or is it because he can't get down to the arena or is it a bit of both?

[Devil's Advocate]

A bit of both! tup:

Oh and he plays in goals or so he keeps telling us!

[Jumbo]

has jd dropped himself?? i thought he was just starting on the bench??

[Devil's Advocate]

He is, but that gives him less chance to score first. tdown:

[Devil's Advocate]

Booshie, you expecting KB to get a spell outfield tonight?

[Rambo]

I have noticed that flutter

[1911]

maybe one of his throw outs might go straight in the net.

Nobody seems to know where they're going half the time anyway ;)

[Devil's Advocate]

maybe one of his throw outs might go straight in the net.

Nobody seems to know where they're going half the time anyway ;)

It'll bounce a few times first!;)

[Yeadon Bantam]

LOL He won't be happy!!

[Rambo]

maybe one of his throw outs might go straight in the net.

Nobody seems to know where they're going half the time anyway ;)

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[1911]

i see bantam menace has been on us not to score any goals

cheeky b*****d!!!

[king billy]

Maybe if i didn't have 4 big fookin turds, just stood there looking gormless trying their best to not look for any space it'd be easy for me to distribute the ball......just a thought like.....

[Yeadon Bantam]

Told you he wouldnt like it!

Matt, best thing to do if there is no one is to wang it as hard as you can down the wings to each corner, at least that way there is less chance of losing the ball to the opposition?

[Rambo]

Maybe if i didn't have 4 big fookin turds, just stood there looking gormless trying their best to not look for any space it'd be easy for me to distribute the ball......just a thought like.....

You know that is unfair!! I always create space for you

[Devil's Advocate]

KB, we're taking the piss, man! No need to call us Turds! That is more than an insult! :D

[king billy]

Wouldn't mind but more of my passes go to feet than what the 4 el greedio's that are in front of me can muster......:rolleyes: ;)

[Jantje]

Turds is a bit harsh KB, how about assholes!!!

[Rambo]

I'm getting bored of this nastiness.

Maybe its time for me to hang my boots up for C & B.

It doesnt seem like playing football for this team is gonna be still fun by the end of the season.

I think a Zidane head butt might be in order for my last game tonight

[king billy]

:D Fookin hell some folk are a bit precious today aren't they?.....:D

The comment aimed at me was water of a ducks (or pigs) back - as i assumed my comments would be too!!...

I mean come off it - the insult of "turd" hardly has much nastiness attached does it.....:eek:

[Rambo]

Not just that. It has been a collection of things today. PK being one of them.


I'm not prepared to be Witchhunted by no hopers who like to **** stir

[Jantje]

:D Fookin hell some folk are a bit precious today aren't they?.....:D

The comment aimed at me was water of a ducks (or pigs) back - as i assumed my comments would be too!!...

I mean come off it - the insult of "turd" hardly has much nastiness attached does it.....:eek:

Nasty no, vicious yes:D :rolleyes:

[Devil's Advocate]

Next thing you know you'll be calling us Colins, ffs. Now that would be it for me, boots hung up, kit returned, towel thrown in! :D ;)

[Jantje]

Not just that. It has been a collection of things today. PK being one of them.


I'm not prepared to be Witchhunted by no hopers who like to **** stir

Hey, i'm happy being a **** stirrer and a no-hoper;) :D

[king billy]

Not just that. It has been a collection of things today. PK being one of them.


I'm not prepared to be Witchhunted by no hopers who like to **** stir

What you lettin it bother you for - you normally don't.....;)

Shame i missed this "joust" now.....:(

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/michaelwinnerpa.jpg

"its only the internet dear - its not real"

[Devil's Advocate]

Not just that. It has been a collection of things today. PK being one of them.


I'm not prepared to be Witchhunted by no hopers who like to **** stir

Rambo, who's witchhunting, man. The way I see this thread it's all banter, no less than you'd get in a dressing room on a Sunday morning. Chill out.tup:

[Jumbo]

:D what a bunch of girlies!!!

[Jantje]

:D what a bunch of girlies!!!

Tell em how it is TBB:D :D :D Bunch of girlies:eek:

[Bantam Of The Opera]

Get you acts together will you, my cyber kneecaps are on the line here. If I had known that there was such unrest within the team I would never have bet all my Vbux on you to win.

Lets all take a step back and perhaps a quick version of Agga do or even the birdy dance and get three points tonight so I am able to walk tomorrow. I borrowed the money off of the top men and Baldy has a death grip like Darth Vader, bishop: Mallorca threatened me with a scornful look to rival Hyacinth Bucket and Jantje was going to Rodger me with a Rabbit or something. jawdrop:

So please for the love of god win tonight or like the late great Kiko, I may just disappear for good.

[Jantje]

Get you acts together will you, my cyber kneecaps are on the line here. If I had known that there was such unrest within the team I would never have bet all my Vbux on you to win.

Lets all take a step back and perhaps a quick version of Agga do or even the birdy dance and get three points tonight so I am able to walk tomorrow. I borrowed the money off of the top men and Baldy has a death grip like Darth Vader, bishop: Mallorca threatened me with a scornful look to rival Hyacinth Bucket and Jantje was going to Rodger me with a Rabbit or something. jawdrop:

So please for the love of god win tonight or like the late great Kiko, I may just disappear for good.

Its not unrest BoTo, just a mixture of team cameraderie & pure unadulterated **** stirringtup:

[Devil's Advocate]

Jantje was going to Rodger me with a Rabbit or something.


PMSL. Quality BoTo!

[Yeadon Bantam]

I hope rambo doesn't hang up his boots, he is a top quality player and i have always bigged him up!

[Jantje]

He's my friend!

[Yeadon Bantam]

Your Gay friend??

[Jantje]

Your Gay friend??

You seem to mention gays & pansies a lot Adri, is there something you need to tell us, come on unburden yourself and come on out:eek:

[European Bob]

I Hate You All! You bunch of turds ;)

[1911]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Turds-Characters-01.jpg

ok i'll join in too!!

TURDS!!!

[Rambo]

Adie burgles them

[Joe_Brett]

Now Now, Children! ;)