Goal pitches - weather forecast - tonight

[1911]

Anyone know what state the pitches are in at the moment and if they are covered in snow?

Also if the games are cancelled, what time do goals let you know?

Additionally, if you covered King Billy in snow, do you think he looks exactly like this:-

http://montgomerytransit.com/assets/images/SNOWMAN.jpeg

Or have i got the colours wrong?

[Devil's Advocate]

http://nhl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p2803687nm.jpg

[king billy]

I don't know - but you'd better hope there's a thick blanket of snow covering my fist to soften the blow......tup: :D

Who'd have thought eh - a 28 year old slaphead and Jolien Lescott taking the piss out of me.....tup: tup: :D :D

http://www.shropshirestar.com/storage/editorial/13/00001lsct1.jpg

[1911]

I don't know - but you'd better hope there's a thick blanket of snow covering my fist to soften the blow......tup: :D

Who'd have thought eh - a 28 year old slaphead and Jolien Lescott taking the piss out of me.....tup: tup: :D :D

http://www.shropshirestar.com/storage/editorial/13/00001lsct1.jpg

Who'd have thought eh - a 28 year old slaphead and Jolien Lescott taking the piss out of A 31? year old fat Graeme Le Saux look-a-like tup: tup:

[Garlic Breath]

Who'd have thought eh - a 28 year old slaphead and Jolien Lescott taking the piss out of A 31? year old fat Graeme Le Saux look-a-like tup: tup:

Graeme Le Saux is gay is he not but I can see where you're coming from.;)

[Devil's Advocate]

Joleon "Cling-On" Lescott?????????? jawdrop:

Cheers, you fat knacker.

Here's Matt bellowing out his rendition of Mack the Knife on Karaoke:

http://www.thestencil.com/archives/images/fatman.jpg

PS This was after his latest holiday, hence the tan!

[1911]

Graeme Le Saux is gay is he not but I can see where you're coming from.;)


There is more than one similarity then ;)

Apparantly they punch the same.

Just ask David Batty

http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/sport/images/punch_up_150.jpg

[JPH]

chldren children, no name calling in the playgrond!
our game is at 7, they must give an hour surely, unless they've turned underground heatin on!

[king billy]

Joleon "Cling-On" Lescott?????????? jawdrop:

Cheers, you fat knacker.

I thought Allan Hansen was too mild....

http://www.ellenvandenberg.nl/images/Hansen79.jpg

And John Merrick was too extreme......:D

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/britucker-Elephant_Man05.jpg

So i thought i'd go down the middle of the road with our Joleon!!.....tup::D

[king billy]

chldren children, no name calling in the playgrond!
our game is at 7, they must give an hour surely, unless they've turned underground heatin on!

I rung up half an hour ago and they were hopefull it'd still go ahead, they were gonna sweep all the pitches at tea time, they advised me to ring at 6pm - so i'll give em a bell and text everyone!!....tup:

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

They're not covered in snow, but they will be waterlogged due to a lack of dranage. I'd wait for KB before assuming anything though.

[1911]

Lack of drainage? i'd have thought they'd have sorted something out like that when they built the bloody place.

Although can be quite slippery at times, the water seems to soak quite well on the pitches.

[Edwin Fitzgerald]

Lack of drainage? i'd have thought they'd have sorted something out like that when they built the bloody place.

Although can be quite slippery at times, the water seems to soak quite well on the pitches.

They have it, but not for water in the amounts we've had. That's why KB said they had said they would sweep the pitches.

[Devil's Advocate]

Can't they fork them as well? ;)