beerbantam
22nd June 2007, 12:58 PM
Newcastle are believed to have beaten Middlesbrough, Aston Villa and The Village People to the signing of Manchester United defender/midfielder/striker/rentboy Alan 'natural finisher' Smith.
Magpies boss Sam Allardyce has been a busy man since taking the reins at St James' Park, and is now reported to have added Smith to his list of new recuits, which includes Mark Viduka and Joey Barton.
The Toon chief has moved for Red Devils shitman Smith after discovering that strikers Michael Owen and Obafemi Martins have get-out clauses written into their contracts.
And 26-year-old Smith, who signed a five-year deal in 2004, is ready to leave Old Trafford after being told he will not be offered a new contract due to being shite.
The former Leeds forward has many admirers, with Gareth Southgate, Martin Jol, Julian Clarey, Boy George & freddie Mercury all keeping tabs on his position.
But he is believed to have been lured to the North-East by the promise of regular first-team football, which he is unlikely to get at the Theatre of Dreams due to the summer arrivals his Nanny and X-Files star Gillian Anderson.
A spokesman said 'If Smiffy plays 40+ games next year there is a chance he will get near to scoring 5 goals for the toon.'
The football world is quaking in its boots!:poo:
Magpies boss Sam Allardyce has been a busy man since taking the reins at St James' Park, and is now reported to have added Smith to his list of new recuits, which includes Mark Viduka and Joey Barton.
The Toon chief has moved for Red Devils shitman Smith after discovering that strikers Michael Owen and Obafemi Martins have get-out clauses written into their contracts.
And 26-year-old Smith, who signed a five-year deal in 2004, is ready to leave Old Trafford after being told he will not be offered a new contract due to being shite.
The former Leeds forward has many admirers, with Gareth Southgate, Martin Jol, Julian Clarey, Boy George & freddie Mercury all keeping tabs on his position.
But he is believed to have been lured to the North-East by the promise of regular first-team football, which he is unlikely to get at the Theatre of Dreams due to the summer arrivals his Nanny and X-Files star Gillian Anderson.
A spokesman said 'If Smiffy plays 40+ games next year there is a chance he will get near to scoring 5 goals for the toon.'
The football world is quaking in its boots!:poo: