Donkeys & hated players

[DutchBantam]

Everyone has their own favourite donkey or player they detest.

But how many of these would you actually welcome to play for Bradford ?

Here are some of mine:

Emile Heskey = Donkey = Would welcome him for Bradford right now
Phil Neville = Donkey = Could be a very useful squad member
David James = Donkey = Would not bother
Titus Bramble = Donkey = Would rather give Ainge / Clarke a chance
Kieron Dyer = Donkey & Twat = No end product, better off with Colbeck & Daley
Craig Bellamy = King of the twats = Would not touch him with a barge pole

[baldbantam]

Any of the players you list would represent a major increase in quality over any of our team.

[bcfcrt]

Emile Heskey
Phil Neville
David James
Titus Bramble
Kieron Dyer
Craig Bellamy

all better than the players we have now

[DutchBantam]

My point is, these are players we love to slag off in the other teams or for England. Was jusdering how fickle we all are.

[Jantje]

I'd welcome all of them playing for City but i can't find any redeeming features in Bellamy or Dyer.

To me they are the epitome of the a certain type of modern footballer low on talent, high on hype and totally arrogant and grasping.

[Sleepless in settle]

David James hold the record for most clean sheets in the premiership, more than david seaman, despite playing behind an inferior defence.

I would have him in the England side ahead of that Porker Robinson anyday, how can you say you wouldnt bother with him?

Dyer is absolutely class as well, having lived in geordieland and seen a lot of him, he would be the most talented player to pull on a C&B shirt for 50 years, better than any of our lads who played in the Prem. He is however an injury prone d*ckhead, and for that reason I can understand those who dont rate him.

Bramble however I consider to be a worse player than bower, and would not put in the team - I know of a newcastle season ticket holder who refused to go to the games if there was any suspicion he would play, such was his contempt for the man!

[sweetcakes]

Face it if Dean Windass hadn't played for our club he would be on that list would he not ?

[Jantje]

Dyer is absolutely class as well, having lived in geordieland and seen a lot of him, he would be the most talented player to pull on a C&B shirt for 50 years, better than any of our lads who played in the Prem. He is however an injury prone d*ckhead, and for that reason I can understand those who dont rate him.

Isn't football great for opinions!!!! I look at Dyer and the phrases 'Headless Chicken' and 'Bull in a China Shop' spring to mind.

I agree re James though!!tup:

[Devil's Advocate]

David James hold the record for most clean sheets in the premiership, more than david seaman, despite playing behind an inferior defence.

I would have him in the England side ahead of that Porker Robinson anyday, how can you say you wouldnt bother with him?

Dyer is absolutely class as well, having lived in geordieland and seen a lot of him, he would be the most talented player to pull on a C&B shirt for 50 years, better than any of our lads who played in the Prem. He is however an injury prone d*ckhead, and for that reason I can understand those who dont rate him.

Bramble however I consider to be a worse player than bower, and would not put in the team - I know of a newcastle season ticket holder who refused to go to the games if there was any suspicion he would play, such was his contempt for the man!


Surely not better than Joe "The Legend" Brett in his cameo appearances for us last season? :D

[Macca Ha Ha Ha]

David James and Emile Heskey are more like mongrel stallions - flawed but still a touch of quality - their stats confirm this.

[Devil's Advocate]

What about OUR donkeys?

Everyone used to hate Nicky Mohan, I thought he were t'best thing since sliced bread. Proper hero for me!

[DutchBantam]

David James hold the record for most clean sheets in the premiership, more than david seaman, despite playing behind an inferior defence.

I would have him in the England side ahead of that Porker Robinson anyday, how can you say you wouldnt bother with him?



Too old !!! Were it not for that then he'd be welcome in my squad !!!

But Dyer and Bellamy not in a million years. I like what Stu is trying to build and those two would not fit in.

[Jantje]

What about OUR donkeys?

Everyone used to hate Nicky Mohan, I thought he were t'best thing since sliced bread. Proper hero for me!

Nicky Mohan and Eddie Youds were immense that glorious day at Wembley, he wasn't a donkey to metup:

[Carlsm]

Nicky Mohan and Eddie Youds were immense that glorious day at Wembley, he wasn't a donkey to metup:

They were both really good, expect when Mohan kept scoring own goals the following season in the most comical style (expect the Sheff Wed cup game, which was just really unfortunate).

[NorthernMonkey]

David James = Donkey = Would not bother
Titus Bramble = Donkey = Would rather give Ainge / Clarke a chance
Kieron Dyer = Donkey & Twat = No end product, better off with Colbeck & Daley
Craig Bellamy = King of the twats = Would not touch him with a barge pole

How many fans outside Linfield Mount would swap these 4 for Ricketts, Wetherall, Colbeck and Conlon?

roflmao: roflmao: mock:

[NorthernMonkey]

Everyone used to hate Nicky Mohan, I thought he were t'best thing since sliced bread. Proper hero for me!




Without a doubt the most sensible comment tonight tup:

Remember the Blackpool play-off second leg when the ball is rolling down the touchline and instead of playing it out he hammers it into the home fans roflmao: clap:

That'll teach em for printing directions to Wembley jump: jump: