C&B vs Bingley FC Player Availability

[Devil's Advocate]

7.45pm Thursday 30th August.

Sorry, guys but I'm in Cyprus, probably enjoying a nice cold lager by the pool while you slog your guts out to try get a few goals! Good luck. Draft in Joe_Brett for me, he must be better at shooting than me and I'm sure he could pull off the odd back heel pass! ;)

We play BD2 United the week after at 7pm as well and I am more than likely playing 11 aside in our first fixture, new team and all! Is this the end of C&B's promotion push as they lose their defensive sweeper? Nah didn't think so! :D

By the way I was world class last week! ;)

[BBB]

7.45pm Thursday 30th August.

Sorry, guys but I'm in Cyprus, probably enjoying a nice cold lager by the pool while you slog your guts out to try get a few goals! Good luck. Draft in Joe_Brett for me, he must be better at shooting than me and I'm sure he could pull off the odd back heel pass! ;)

We play BD2 United the week after at 7pm as well and I am more than likely playing 11 aside in our first fixture, new team and all! Is this the end of C&B's promotion push as they lose their defensive sweeper? Nah didn't think so! :D

By the way I was world class last week! ;)

ill be availiable but i will be absolutely fooooooooooooking rat-arsed:jd:

[Jantje]

ill be availiable but i will be absolutely fooooooooooooking rat-arsed:jd:

Its happened before:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Devil's Advocate]

ill be availiable but i will be absolutely fooooooooooooking rat-arsed:jd:

You can't be any worse than Mr White-Boots, even rat-arsed! :D

[Joe_Brett]

I played for The Crew FC last week and we played Bingley FC - We beat them 9-7 They should never be 3rd or 4th if thy are now...they were shite!!

[Jantje]

I played for The Crew FC last week and we played Bingley FC - We beat them 9-7 They should never be 3rd or 4th if thy are now...they were shite!!

Bloody ell Joe, you're turning out for as many teams as Si jawdrop:

[Devil's Advocate]

I played for The Crew FC last week and we played Bingley FC - We beat them 9-7 They should never be 3rd or 4th if thy are now...they were shite!!

The Crew were shite as well, Joe! So we can expect a win even without me, eh?

[Joe_Brett]

Ayeeee - The Crew were shite without me :D

I set up about 5 goals lol

Were going to have a good go at the yorkshire boys though :D

Looks to me like C&B didn't want my skills JS so i have signed for someone else!

[Joe_Brett]

Easy win SFB?

Not sure, C&B like to pass it about alot these were quite quick, but not for the young 'uns :D

Also Crew like to shoot from distance and score most goals like that!

[Spoonhead]

Traitor! :d

[Joe_Brett]

Traitor?!?!?!

How Many games have i played?

I felt like colin turd was in charge so i left for a morale boost and some first team football!

[BBB]

You can't be any worse than Mr White-Boots, even rat-arsed! :D

im hoping to be paralytic and if you go in lane ends afterwards you can watch me being resuscitated tup:

[Spoonhead]

You can't be any worse than Mr White-Boots, even rat-arsed! :D

I beg your pardon! :D
It's fair to say I have been :poo: lately. Hopefully the beer sabbatical (:eek:) will rejuvenate my tired old body!

[1911]

still think i'm not ready yet lads. dodgy knee and all that!

[Yeadon Bantam]

my shitty tonsils have un shitted themselves.

Still on antio biotics though

[F.C Solutions]

Ayeeee - The Crew were shite without me :D

I set up about 5 goals lol

Were going to have a good go at the yorkshire boys though :D


yorkshire boys aint that good we baeat them 14-0 , we only beat C&B 9-0 and they had a man sent off for trying to get of with wee man !!!

[BBB]

I beg your pardon! :D
It's fair to say I have been :poo: lately. Hopefully the beer sabbatical (:eek:) will rejuvenate my tired old body!

sounds like an adie excuse if you ask me :D

[JPH]

No paul, No JJ, no dave
Myself and booshie can play.
That leaves of one short of even fielding a team.
Anyone know any different?

[Spoonhead]

Fat Bob said he'll play. I'll check with him tomorrow to make sure. I'll try get at least 1 more for a sub.

[Yeadon Bantam]

i need a lift home dudes if i can please, any takers??

[Jantje]

I'll drop you off Adie, just make sure you turn up!!!

[Yeadon Bantam]

i blooody will if i say im coming guys im coming, i cant help having **** injuries, i still have only conceeded like 10 so far :D

[Yeadon Bantam]

also £££££donations welcome for my new keeper shirt, the one in my sig, it will cost me loads but i want it, donations welcome, jd can you charge £1 extra each per week?

[Jantje]

i blooody will if i say im coming guys im coming, i cant help having **** injuries, i still have only conceeded like 10 so far :D

Is that a 'thank you for offering JS':p

[Spoonhead]

also £££££donations welcome for my new keeper shirt, the one in my sig, it will cost me loads but i want it, donations welcome, jd can you charge £1 extra each per week?

**** off! :D

[Jantje]

also £££££donations welcome for my new keeper shirt, the one in my sig, it will cost me loads but i want it, donations welcome, jd can you charge £1 extra each per week?

Sell one of your 50 odd phones ;) :D

[Yeadon Bantam]

Come on im a charity case, and it will help us win the league!

And cheers jante man :D

Is god boy coming too???

[Jantje]

Come on im a charity case, and it will help us win the league!

And cheers jante man :D

Is god boy coming too???

He's in Poland you irreverant little turd:D

[Yeadon Bantam]

damn thats a shame, always good to take the piss on the way home.

What about the cheeky not so little son??

[Jantje]

damn thats a shame, always good to take the piss on the way home.

What about the cheeky not so little son??

You mean the one that kicks yor sorry ass!!!!:p :D :D

[Yeadon Bantam]

You mean the one that kicks yor sorry ass!!!!:p :D :D
Hes bigger than me though.....:wet:

[Rambo]

Hes bigger than me though.....:wet:

Aidie, I cannot believe your arrogance you ungrateful little twat!!

JS Has offered to go out of his way to sort you out so you can play and you decide to take it upon yourself to take the piss!!

Knobber!!

[Jumbo]

He's in Poland you irreverant little turd:D

roflmao:

I think it's quite clear that you are a charity case Ady without needing to point it out to us. When are the children due back at school?? :rolleyes:

[Yeadon Bantam]

Aidie, I cannot believe your arrogance you ungrateful little twat!!

JS Has offered to go out of his way to sort you out so you can play and you decide to take it upon yourself to take the piss!!

Knobber!!
wtf are you on about?

we always prat around:rolleyes: go back to sleeptup:

[Spoonhead]

Late call up required! Fat Bob has just pulled out. We're down to 4 players. Any FCSolutions or Windhill players at a loose end tonight? Anyone?

[Jantje]

A good 13-2 victory for the lads tonight keeps the promotion push on track.

Shorn of usuals Tall paul. JJ, Dave & SFB through work and holiday commitments the team used late call up King Billy in a role remarkebly like Franco Baresi patroling the defensive area. Well done Matt, hows the aching bones!!!!. Goals from white booted hotshot JD with 5, 3 from JPH, 3 from Booshie and 2 from guest Andy saw the C&B boys comfortably beat Bingley.

[king billy]

Feel surprisingly good today to say i aint played out for about 6 years!!....:)

The aches and pains are in the post though - i know it, not looking forward to waking up tomo morning.....:D

Thoroughly enjoyed it, id forgotton how good it is to play out - i just need to sort the fitness out so i can get round the pitch quicker get stuck in more and foul even more players!!....:flame:

[panther]

With all the excitement last night, I forgot to post on here, congratulations in the masseeeev win - onwards and upwards tup:

[Parrot]

i blooody will if i say im coming guys im coming, i cant help having **** injuries, i still have only conceeded like 10 so far :D

"**** injuries"?

Whats up, your Turds so big they're tearing your ringer apart?

roflmao: