C & B FC v Moorside report

[Jantje]

The first match of the new season saw C&B Fc with a few of the regulars back post an intent of a promotion push with a comfortable 12-4 victory over newcomers Moorside FC. Although JD, Dave, SFB & Rambo were missing, C&B welcomed back regulars Paul and JJ and new keeper Steve taking over from Adie. Fritter and Geordie John, Booshie and C&B regular JPH made up the rest of the team.

Goals came from Paul 5, JJ 3, JPH 2, Boosh 1 and Geordie 1.

Nexyt week C&B face the Crew featuring Adie and the legend that is Joe Brett!!, Come on C&B Whoop their asses bigtime!!!!jump:jump:

[Devil's Advocate]

Good win guys.

Now answer the question we're all dying to ask, how did The Crew go on?

[Jantje]

8-8 draw against Hardly Athletic!!

[Devil's Advocate]

8-8 draw against Hardly Athletic!!

Hmmmmm, sets it up for next week then doesn't it!

I might get my finger out and set up some special bets for next week.

All that bigging it up worked earlier didn't it?!?!? :D

[Jantje]

Hmmmmm, sets it up for next week then doesn't it!

I might get my finger out and set up some special bets for next week.

All that bigging it up worked earlier didn't it?!?!? :D

He worked hard and sweat a lot for a fat ladjawdrop:

I think we might have a strong team out next week as well as most are available!!!

[Devil's Advocate]

He worked hard and sweat a lot for a fat ladjawdrop:

I think we might have a strong team out next week as well as most are available!!!

I might join you in the stands then!jump:

[JantjeJR Simoen]

Excellent! It should be an excellent show!

[BBB]

Adie you let in 8 goals ??????????? what the feck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tup:

[Yeadon Bantam]

There one guy scored all their goals hes a decent player.

Remember C and B lost to hardly!

[Spoonhead]

There one guy scored all their goals hes a decent player.

Remember C and B lost to hardly!

Wonder who was in net that night? :rolleyes: :wet:

See you next Thursday.love:love:

[Yeadon Bantam]

Wonder who was in net that night? :rolleyes: :wet:

See you next Thursday.love:love:
Got a few ringers in next week.jump:jump:jump:jump:

[Rambo]

Apologies for not attending last night. A ****ing stranded car on the M1 prevented me from getting back into Bradford until 8:30.

**** drivers!! Need to be ****ing shot!!!

[Yeadon Bantam]

Apologies for not attending last night. A ****ing stranded car on the M1 prevented me from getting back into Bradford until 8:30.

**** drivers!! Need to be ****ing shot!!!
Add to that middle lane drivers.....

[fcsolutionsboy]

fc solutions get off to a winning start with a 9-4 win over bucaramanga, 1 serious injury in the game which boxhead went in for a 50-50 and the guy went in over the top and broke boxheads leg. Up next are the yorkshire boys and the last time we met we hammered them 13-0, please but up some special bets

[Jantje]

Bad news for Box, sorry for the lad but good win fellas. Should be a good game vs Yorkshire Boys, can't see it being 13-0 again

[fcsolutionsboy]

i know it will be more

[BantamMenace]

Got a few ringers in next week.jump:jump:jump:jump:

Why do you need to bring in ringers, I thought the crew were a good team?:rolleyes:

Well done both C&B and solutions, bad news about Box hope he gets well soon.

Good winning start for all 3 teams after our 19-6 win over Safestyle services!

Only The Crew failed to win, start as ou mean to go on tho right tup:

[JantjeJR Simoen]

Wonder who was in net that night? :rolleyes: :wet:

See you next Thursday.love:love:

Won't you be changing shitty nappies? roflmao:tup:tup:

[Devil's Advocate]

Why do you need to bring in ringers, I thought the crew were a good team?:rolleyes:

Well done both C&B and solutions, bad news about Box hope he gets well soon.

Good winning start for all 3 teams after our 19-6 win over Safestyle services!

Only The Crew failed to win, start as ou mean to go on tho right tup:

19-6? jawdrop:

Jeez, the gap between you and us is getting bigger!

[Jantje]

Well done BM, good win for Windhill. Safestyle were saying in the bar they were unlucky but that score doesn't make it look like that!!!

[JantjeJR Simoen]

The guy's words were

''We played absolutely ****! I lost track of how many goals they scored against us."

[BantamMenace]

Ha ha, to be fair it was a pretty evenish game in the first half. Think it was 6-3 at half time and then we scored a quick couple of goals at start of 2nd half and there heads went completley down, we were just passing it around without any kind any pressure being put on us.

The old guy was going mental at the ref saying our player shud be sent off cos i think our keeper gave away a penalty on purpose at the end cos he said he was bored lol

[Spoonhead]

Well done all. What a shitter about Box. :( Is it a bad break? I'm glad Safestyle got beat, I know we're better than them with our full team.

[Yeadon Bantam]

Come on Crew!!!!

Next week should be good.

Would be a shame if JJ, Paul and Dave got mysterious injuries wouldn't it?

[Jantje]

Come on Crew!!!!

Next week should be good.

Would be a shame if JJ, Paul and Dave got mysterious injuries wouldn't it?

Can smell your fear from here:poo::poo::poo:, better get your suit of armour ready for a battering next week.jump:jump:

[Devil's Advocate]

Come on Crew!!!!

Next week should be good.

Would be a shame if JJ, Paul and Dave got mysterious injuries wouldn't it?

No hoax 999 calss to keep them preoccupied! :D

[fritter]

A bit off-topic, but I'm a cub scout leader on a tuesday and we took them to the fire HQ up at Birkenshaw where they take 999 calls. Did you know that if you hoax from a mobile phone, they can block both the phone and sim card from ever being used again?

Dunno why I wanted to pass this useless info on to you but I thought it was a cool fact!

[Yeadon Bantam]

lol :D

I have a team of criminals on their case :D

[Parrot]

A bit off-topic, but I'm a cub scout leader on a tuesday and we took them to the fire HQ up at Birkenshaw where they take 999 calls. Did you know that if you hoax from a mobile phone, they can block both the phone and sim card from ever being used again?

Dunno why I wanted to pass this useless info on to you but I thought it was a cool fact!

Not as cool a fact as admitting your a cub scout leader!:chick::sorry::D

[Yeadon Bantam]

Not as cool a fact as admitting your a cub scout leader!:chick::sorry::D

Hope you don't go camping with them!!!! :D

[JantjeJR Simoen]

Yeah Adie, you will need a suit of armor with you, Paul says he owes you one for kicking a ball when he told you not to! :roflmao:

[Joe_Brett]

Good Win for You lads!!

We should have beaten Harldy athletic really, but no-one stuck with there best guy and a few of our players were out!!

But they should be back for next week and we will be out to cause an upset :D

[JantjeJR Simoen]

You will need more than that to beat the Iron feet of JJ and Paul!

[Spoonhead]

You will need more than that to beat the Iron feet of JJ and Paul!

Not to mention the perfect placement and sheer power from myself. Should be back for next Thursday if I'm picked! :rolleyes:

[Devil's Advocate]

Not to mention the perfect placement and sheer power from myself. Should be back for next Thursday if I'm picked! :rolleyes:

Or the finesse and deft finishing of SFB. Ok, ok I'm pushing it now, but I'll be world class, no doubt! :D

[Yeadon Bantam]

pmsl! i hope jj and paul cant play and dave

[Devil's Advocate]

pmsl! i hope jj and paul cant play and dave

You're deluded, my friend, no-one will miss this game! Rumour is JPH is fighting off applications from new players, they all want a piece of the action.

[JantjeJR Simoen]

Not to mention the perfect placement and sheer power from myself. Should be back for next Thursday if I'm picked! :rolleyes:

Lol you won't get picked! You'll be changing shitty nappies!:chick:

[BBB]

Not to mention the perfect placement and sheer power from myself. Should be back for next Thursday if I'm picked! :rolleyes:

can you let us know sometime before the day of the match cheers jd:rolleyes:

[Spoonhead]

pmsl! i hope jj and paul cant play and dave

The Crew are **** mate, we'd beat them without those 3 like we did last time.


can you let us know sometime before the day of the match cheers jd:rolleyes:
:D :rolleyes:

[Yeadon Bantam]

lol you mean only just in the 10-8 game?

[JantjeJR Simoen]

That was only because you let them slip past you!

[Spoonhead]

lol you mean only just in the 10-8 game?

Only just? Wasn't that the game when you were absolute shite because you had dysentery? :rolleyes: