jimmy
28th November 2007, 03:16 PM
There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team,because they are a bunch of over paid premadonnas,with small Willys.
A **** list was drawn up by FA chief executive Brian Barwick which included Jose Mourinho, Martin O'Neill, Sven Goran Eriksson, Rafa Benitez, and Italian Fabio Capella, but all have said they would rather eat their own turds than manage England.
Barwick then turned to his 'second string' of either Alan Curbishley, Sam Allardyce, or Martin Jol, but they all declined the offer as well, Allardyce using several expletives in his reply.
Steve McClaren was sacked on Thursday after England failed to qualify for the Euro 2008 Finals in Austria and Switzerland, but it now seems likely that he may be reinstated, unless someone can be found 'in most saloons'.
As this story went to Press, however, a glimmer of hope appeared on the horizon as Andy Ritchie,manager of Huddersfield Down, threw his hat into the ring, reasoning that he has had much experience of managing teams that are **** and not having any half-decent players,and would be an ideal choice for the England manager post.
Barwick has promised to consider Ritchie if Ricky Tomlinson doesn't get back to him before Monday.
A **** list was drawn up by FA chief executive Brian Barwick which included Jose Mourinho, Martin O'Neill, Sven Goran Eriksson, Rafa Benitez, and Italian Fabio Capella, but all have said they would rather eat their own turds than manage England.
Barwick then turned to his 'second string' of either Alan Curbishley, Sam Allardyce, or Martin Jol, but they all declined the offer as well, Allardyce using several expletives in his reply.
Steve McClaren was sacked on Thursday after England failed to qualify for the Euro 2008 Finals in Austria and Switzerland, but it now seems likely that he may be reinstated, unless someone can be found 'in most saloons'.
As this story went to Press, however, a glimmer of hope appeared on the horizon as Andy Ritchie,manager of Huddersfield Down, threw his hat into the ring, reasoning that he has had much experience of managing teams that are **** and not having any half-decent players,and would be an ideal choice for the England manager post.
Barwick has promised to consider Ritchie if Ricky Tomlinson doesn't get back to him before Monday.