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Zonnebloem
15th February 2008, 09:50 AM
Vacant post at VP for talent scout

Notice is hereby given of an opening for a talent scout at Bradford City.

Special abilities

The successful candidate must impress the recruitment panellist of his suitability by demonstrating a sound knowledge of security passwords in Windows Vista and a proven track record in wheeling and dealing on e-bay.

Selection criteria

The successful candidate must be the owner of one of the top 30 football clubs in Europe. Otherwise his club shall be re-named Le Chien et Canard.

Exclusion criteria

No fancy ideas about global scouting networks covering 4 other continents.

No taking advantage of pertaining immigration law or holders of European passports overseas.

No Fiat drivers.

Duties

The successful candidate shall provide Bradford City with players of proven international and/or Premiership standard.

Terms and conditions

There shall be no charge for this service and no share in any sell-on fees.

No foreigners or shitpoolers.

The successful candidate shall pay Bradford City £5,000 per week for delivering this service.

Recruitment procedure

Please send CVs by private message to chucklebantam on claretandbanter.co.uk.

Interviews

Interviews shall be held on Saturday between 15:00 and 17:00 on the first floor of an address in Bradford 3.

Please form an orderly queue.



tup:

Devil's Advocate
15th February 2008, 10:09 AM
roflmao:

Nice one, Z, hope it's taken in good humour by all concerned!

Macca Ha Ha Ha
15th February 2008, 11:13 AM
I'm sure Chuck will lol !

DutchBantam
15th February 2008, 12:10 PM
Classy Z :-)

See you Sunday.