Zonnebloem
15th February 2008, 09:50 AM
Vacant post at VP for talent scout
Notice is hereby given of an opening for a talent scout at Bradford City.
Special abilities
The successful candidate must impress the recruitment panellist of his suitability by demonstrating a sound knowledge of security passwords in Windows Vista and a proven track record in wheeling and dealing on e-bay.
Selection criteria
The successful candidate must be the owner of one of the top 30 football clubs in Europe. Otherwise his club shall be re-named Le Chien et Canard.
Exclusion criteria
No fancy ideas about global scouting networks covering 4 other continents.
No taking advantage of pertaining immigration law or holders of European passports overseas.
No Fiat drivers.
Duties
The successful candidate shall provide Bradford City with players of proven international and/or Premiership standard.
Terms and conditions
There shall be no charge for this service and no share in any sell-on fees.
No foreigners or shitpoolers.
The successful candidate shall pay Bradford City £5,000 per week for delivering this service.
Recruitment procedure
Please send CVs by private message to chucklebantam on claretandbanter.co.uk.
Interviews
Interviews shall be held on Saturday between 15:00 and 17:00 on the first floor of an address in Bradford 3.
Please form an orderly queue.
tup:
Notice is hereby given of an opening for a talent scout at Bradford City.
Special abilities
The successful candidate must impress the recruitment panellist of his suitability by demonstrating a sound knowledge of security passwords in Windows Vista and a proven track record in wheeling and dealing on e-bay.
Selection criteria
The successful candidate must be the owner of one of the top 30 football clubs in Europe. Otherwise his club shall be re-named Le Chien et Canard.
Exclusion criteria
No fancy ideas about global scouting networks covering 4 other continents.
No taking advantage of pertaining immigration law or holders of European passports overseas.
No Fiat drivers.
Duties
The successful candidate shall provide Bradford City with players of proven international and/or Premiership standard.
Terms and conditions
There shall be no charge for this service and no share in any sell-on fees.
No foreigners or shitpoolers.
The successful candidate shall pay Bradford City £5,000 per week for delivering this service.
Recruitment procedure
Please send CVs by private message to chucklebantam on claretandbanter.co.uk.
Interviews
Interviews shall be held on Saturday between 15:00 and 17:00 on the first floor of an address in Bradford 3.
Please form an orderly queue.
tup: