Women and Football

[Northern]

Surely many of you have taken the wife/girlfriend to watch a football match? Is it just me or do they say some really daft stuff, what's the funniest thing your missus has ever said at a football game?

I took our lass to yesterdays game, I don't often take her and she knows a little about football so it's not usually too bad. Yesterday though, she said one of the most riiculous things I've heard.

10 minutes into the game....
GF: "If you get back into the Premiership will you get commentators again?"
Me: "What?"
GF: "There's nobody commenting on the game"
Me: "Yeah there is, they're over there"
GF: "Where?"
Me: [pointing to the press box] Over there.
GF: "How come we can't hear them then?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
GF: "In the Premiership, like on the tele, people commentate on the game. It just seems really quiet now."
(I had to take a few seconds to realise what she was saying)
Me: [laughing] "What? Do you mean over the loud speakers? Like they do at horse racing?"
GF: "Yeah, so that everyone can hear what's going on"
Me: "No. Don't you think that'd put the players off? When it's on the tv, people in the ground can't hear it, they're commentating for the tv."
GF: "Oh, ok"
[waits a few seconds]
GF: "So those people over there are commenting for the tv?"

:rolleyes:

Surely someone can beat that? tup:

[Jantje]

Priceless!!!..................don't ya just love em!!!

[Macca Ha Ha Ha]

waits for Mrs JD to appear and defend women - and where's BG ?

[Skyebantam]

my girlfriend cannot beat that she is infact a genius coming out with 'That Omar Daley is a load of ****' lol!

[briggus]

My wife was over the moon yesterday that they had put hooks on the doors in the ladies toilets in the Sunwin Stand - somewhere to hang her handbag and coat!

[youngbill]

My wife was over the moon yesterday that they had put hooks on the doors in the ladies toilets in the Sunwin Stand - somewhere to hang her handbag and coat!

It's all about getting your priorities right briggus. Cheers.

[Jumbo]

waits for Mrs JD to appear and defend women - and where's BG ?

Ha bloody ha. :D

I wasn't at the match yesterday but I'm sure I would have been pleased with the hooks on the toilet doors too. I wonder if they have hand lotion in the little girls room yet? ;)

[citygirl]

i was hoping for fluffy loo seat covers :(




but first, i'd like the anti-city grafitti removing from the walls of the ladies loos in the bradford end :mad: - i gave the steward my lengthy opinion yesterday(he listened intently, of course ;)), i'm SURE he will have made the powers what be aware of the need for upping the standard of accomodation. now us home fans have arm-wrestled that end back for our own jump:



as for the football...well.....those players are WELL fit now love:

[BantamLad89]

This lass I was seeing was a major City fan, and she thought Jermaine Johnson was crap :o

You all know that didn't last long.

And this lass i've gone on a date with who's a City fan HATES Omar Daley she boo's him every game!

Why...WHY :(

[Parrot]

This lass I was seeing was a major City fan, and she thought Jermaine Johnson was crap :o

You all know that didn't last long.

And this lass i've gone on a date with who's a City fan HATES Omar Daley she boo's him every game!

Why...WHY :(

Maybe you should stop dating redneck girls from Hillbilly land? :)

[lee]

This lass I was seeing was a major City fan, and she thought Jermaine Johnson was crap :o

You all know that didn't last long.

And this lass i've gone on a date with who's a City fan HATES Omar Daley she boo's him every game!

Why...WHY :(

Maybe she's blind, that would explain why she's going out with you. jump:

[BBB]

This lass I was seeing was a major City fan, and she thought Jermaine Johnson was crap :o

You all know that didn't last long.

And this lass i've gone on a date with who's a City fan HATES Omar Daley she boo's him every game!

Why...WHY :(


she seems quite intelligent id keep her if i was you chimp

[cartmanbantam]

Ha bloody ha. :D

I wasn't at the match yesterday but I'm sure I would have been pleased with the hooks on the toilet doors too. I wonder if they have hand lotion in the little girls room yet? ;)


I was pleased when i saw them..and did think it was rather smashing i had somewhere to hang my coat :)

Carty

[Rambo]

Surely many of you have taken the wife/girlfriend to watch a football match? Is it just me or do they say some really daft stuff, what's the funniest thing your missus has ever said at a football game?

I took our lass to yesterdays game, I don't often take her and she knows a little about football so it's not usually too bad. Yesterday though, she said one of the most riiculous things I've heard.

10 minutes into the game....
GF: "If you get back into the Premiership will you get commentators again?"
Me: "What?"
GF: "There's nobody commenting on the game"
Me: "Yeah there is, they're over there"
GF: "Where?"
Me: [pointing to the press box] Over there.
GF: "How come we can't hear them then?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
GF: "In the Premiership, like on the tele, people commentate on the game. It just seems really quiet now."
(I had to take a few seconds to realise what she was saying)
Me: [laughing] "What? Do you mean over the loud speakers? Like they do at horse racing?"
GF: "Yeah, so that everyone can hear what's going on"
Me: "No. Don't you think that'd put the players off? When it's on the tv, people in the ground can't hear it, they're commentating for the tv."
GF: "Oh, ok"
[waits a few seconds]
GF: "So those people over there are commenting for the tv?"

:rolleyes:

Surely someone can beat that? tup:


Not quite football but our lass indoors comes out with so many classics we now call them "Laurenisms"

1) Whilst watching the finalists come on to centre court in the Wimbledon final she comes out with the quote of the day: "Where is this played at?"

2) Sat down watching the 6 O'clock news and one of the headlines was "200 jobs in jeopardy". Our lass wanted to know which part of the country jeopardy was as she thought we should move as there were loads of jobs there.

3) Eagerly anticipiting watching the start of the new series of Spooks when our lass comes out with the phrase "My mums mate works for MFI" OH MY DAYS!!!