Beer Rations!

[Phil McAverty]

I'm getting married to the Doris:flame: next year and to help me lose the old beer gut (and save some brass) she is wanting me to cut down the amount of Booze I consume. She mentioned limiting myself to 10 pints a week but I think that is just too lowtdwn:.

How much (honestly) does everyone drink per week? This isn't ya doctor asking so no lies ;)

[Jantje]

Nowhere near as much now, with 2 teenage lads i'm more like the taxi-driver than the drinker.

Down to one night a week out in the pub now although i do a sunday lunch with the old man.

[Legend_4]

I'm getting married to the Doris:flame: next year and to help me lose the old beer gut (and save some brass) she is wanting me to cut down the amount of Booze I consume. She mentioned limiting myself to 10 pints a week but I think that is just too lowtdwn:.

How much (honestly) does everyone drink per week? This isn't ya doctor asking so no lies ;)


Im in a similar situation to yourself, in the fact that I have moved in with "Our Lass", and we are planning on getting wed next year. In the time that Ive been living with the ball and chain, my alcohol consumption has dropped rapidly. Nowadays, I probabaly have about 5 pints and a bottle of wine on an average week. This varies massivly to a couple of years ago when I was living with the lads, and we were out 3 nights a week. At that time, I was easily drinking 30 pints + shots etc a week. I still have my high consumption weeks when I go out with the lads, but nothing like we used to.
Unfortunatly, due to the medication that Im on, Ive actually put on weight rather than lost it during this time. :rolleyes::confused::eek:

[peter beagrie is mint]

75 pints every weekend, start at 17.45 every Friday and stop about 17.00 following Sunday

[NorthernMonkey]

I'm getting married to the Doris:flame: next year and to help me lose the old beer gut (and save some brass) she is wanting me to cut down the amount of Booze I consume. She mentioned limiting myself to 10 pints a week but I think that is just too lowtdwn:.

How much (honestly) does everyone drink per week? This isn't ya doctor asking so no lies ;)

You're being nagged to cut down BEFORE you get married? :rolleyes:

Just out of interest, do you find her thumbs are getting increasingly heavy? ;)

[Jantje]

You're being nagged to cut down BEFORE you get married? :rolleyes:

Just out of interest, do you find her thumbs are getting increasingly heavy? ;)

roflmao: ouch!!

[Phil McAverty]

You're being nagged to cut down BEFORE you get married? :rolleyes:

Just out of interest, do you find her thumbs are getting increasingly heavy? ;)

Yes mate although they do conveniantley cover the baldie patch!

[Parrot]

I'm getting married to the Doris:flame: next year and to help me lose the old beer gut (and save some brass) she is wanting me to cut down the amount of Booze I consume. She mentioned limiting myself to 10 pints a week but I think that is just too lowtdwn:.

How much (honestly) does everyone drink per week? This isn't ya doctor asking so no lies ;)

Drink more than a dehydrated fish and get booked in for liposuction surgery a month before you wed....everyones a winner!jump:

[Rambo]

I'm getting married to the Doris:flame: next year and to help me lose the old beer gut (and save some brass) she is wanting me to cut down the amount of Booze I consume. She mentioned limiting myself to 10 pints a week but I think that is just too lowtdwn:.

How much (honestly) does everyone drink per week? This isn't ya doctor asking so no lies ;)


Same situation here mate. Getting married in October and before I was with the missus I was at the pub every night after work for a few, but didnt eat a great deal as I want to save space for the beer.

Since I have cut down the beer, our lass as had me eating so I have piled on the weight which has totally defeated the cutting down of drink, so now Im sober AND fat.

Women, the root of all evil

[Legend_4]

Same situation here mate. Getting married in October and before I was with the missus I was at the pub every night after work for a few, but didnt eat a great deal as I want to save space for the beer.

Since I have cut down the beer, our lass as had me eating so I have piled on the weight which has totally defeated the cutting down of drink, so now Im sober AND fat.

Women, the root of all evil

jump:

We should set up a club.

[Yeadon Bantam]

I have given up drinking :)

[Parrot]

Same situation here mate. Getting married in October and before I was with the missus I was at the pub every night after work for a few, but didnt eat a great deal as I want to save space for the beer.

Since I have cut down the beer, our lass as had me eating so I have piled on the weight which has totally defeated the cutting down of drink, so now Im sober AND fat.

Women, the root of all evil

You've always being a fat c'unt with or without women...:rolleyes::D

[Rambo]

You've always being a fat c'unt with or without women...:rolleyes::D

Love you too Parrot

It's my metabolism......PMSFL!!!

[Parrot]

Love you too Parrot

It's my metabolism......PMSFL!!!

Well least Its not a "glandular" problem eh? tup:

[Northern]

Since my lass finished Uni a couple of years ago my alcohol consumption has plummeted! tdwn:

Hardly ever go out with the lads and instead of getting pissed on a Saturday by drinking copious amounts of Lager and Southern Comfort, I now stay in and share a bottle of white wine with her! :eek: but then again, that does have it's advantages!

[Jantje]

Since my lass finished Uni a couple of years ago my alcohol consumption has plummeted! tdwn:

Hardly ever go out with the lads and instead of getting pissed on a Saturday by drinking copious amounts of Lager and Southern Comfort, I now stay in and share a bottle of white wine with her! :eek: but then again, that does have it's advantages!

You can watch Match of the Day!!!:rolleyes:;):D

[Northern]

You can watch Match of the Day!!!:rolleyes:;):D

:D

I wish, I still have to record it and watch it the next morning!

[father ted]

:rolleyes:
I'm getting married to the Doris:flame: next year and to help me lose the old beer gut (and save some brass) she is wanting me to cut down the amount of Booze I consume. She mentioned limiting myself to 10 pints a week but I think that is just too lowtdwn:.

How much (honestly) does everyone drink per week? This isn't ya doctor asking so no lies ;)

I have always found that men seem to take their future spouse at face value, whereas women regard their intended as more of a 'work in progress'. She'll be telling you what to wear next, what colours suit you best.

How dare she question your beer intake and the effect on your waistline. Her time would be better spent wondering how she will get her fat arse in to that wedding dress.:rolleyes:

[Phil McAverty]

:rolleyes:

How dare she question your beer intake and the effect on your waistline. Her time would be better spent wondering how she will get her fat arse in to that wedding dress.:rolleyes:

I pointed that out to her and spent the next week living in the garage :D

[Zonnebloem]

I pointed that out to her and spent the next week living in the garage :D


I hope she polished the car.

[Yeadon Bantam]

I pointed that out to her and spent the next week living in the garage :D
Did the garage have a tv and a heater? If so id move there permanent!tup:

[Phil McAverty]

Did the garage have a tv and a heater? If so id move there permanent!tup:

I'm in the process of getting my cable down there tup: Have to do it slyly though or she might see my plan tup:

[father ted]

Did the garage have a tv and a heater? If so id move there permanent!tup:

Don't forget the fridge for the beer.jump:jump:jump:

[Phil McAverty]

Don't forget the fridge for the beer.jump:jump:jump:

Do I look stooopid? That's already in there positioned handely next to the dart board!

[Yeadon Bantam]

:D Make her come crawling to you!tup:

[king billy]

lol - funny thread!!!

Been there done it - got the t-shirt, the whole marriage, having a baby, trying to be grown up thing.....
You can't be told how to act tho - long term once the rosyness wears off you'll be left unhappy and it'll lead to misery....mark my words!!

Taken me quite a few years to get there but the lass i'm now settled with is awesome - we both have a drink on a night - not every night but most nights, she never gives me earache about how much i'm allowed to drink and when, i think one of the secrets is to meet a bird who you have loads in common with - that way like us you want to go out together all the time, we do pretty much everything together and i love it - we do gigs, the footy etc - and it means cos were out together were drinking together and no earache about how much i'm drinking, how much i'm spending etc!! Win, win situation - those who might say its sad to go out with the Mrs all the time just aint met the right one yet IMHO of course - i suppose were all different but meeting someone who likes the same things you do before you meet em (and not who does just because you do) makes life so much easier and happier!!!!....;) tup:

[Yeadon Bantam]

Since i met my lass i spend all day and night with her when i can, and i love it, 6 months now and we hardly ever fall out unless its rag week for her.

Were also engaged, but thats just a status at the moment!

Its always good to have someone who worships you too.tup:

[Jantje]

Since i met my lass i spend all day and night with her when i can, and i love it, 6 months now and we hardly ever fall out unless its rag week for her.

Were also engaged, but thats just a status at the moment!

Its always good to have someone who worships you too.tup:

Does her guide dog like you too Adie?;);):D


sorry mate, only jesting!!tup:tup:tup:

[Yeadon Bantam]

Does her guide dog like you too Adie?;);):D


sorry mate, only jesting!!tup:tup:tup:
jump:lol

Its fine, lappig it up matetup:

[Phil McAverty]

Does her guide dog like you too Adie?;);):D



:D:D:D

Getting a little soppy now this thread :eek: The Doris comes out with me a fair bit but I couldn't imagine doing everything together. She hates football (although not suprised the Dads a scummer) along with most sports! I'm of the opinion there are some things boyz and girlz are meant to do together ;) and there are somethings they quite simply aren't!

[NorthernMonkey]

:D:D:D

Getting a little soppy now this thread :eek: The Doris comes out with me a fair bit but I couldn't imagine doing everything together. She hates football (although not suprised the Dads a scummer) along with most sports! I'm of the opinion there are some things boyz and girlz are meant to do together ;) and there are somethings they quite simply aren't!

At least you managed to pull a little self respect back with that post Phil.

I'll be watching you though so don't let your standards slip again. tup:

[Phil McAverty]

At least you managed to pull a little self respect back with that post Phil.

I'll be watching you though so don't let your standards slip again. tup:

Apologies - looks like I got a munky off my back with that one mwahah mwahah jump:

[Kop Kred]

Its always good to have someone who worships you too.tup:

... like Buddah you mean?

;)