Don't Mention the War.......

[ChuckleBantam]

Theres a big thing in the Press about the World Cup being in Germany and The authorities and the F.A asking the travelling supporters to be tactful about mentioning the War.

I say. Fcuk it!! This'll probably have all the fun squeezed out of it by oversensitive moderation, but do you remember when I suggested on the run up to Christmas that to flick the V's at the quiche bakers who want us to scrap Christmas in case we offend? Then I suggest that on the run up to the tournement we make this place and our posts and sigs etc a celebration of all that was good in our finest hour when we gave Gerry a Good Kicking!! Spitfires, Monty, Winnie, Bomber Harris, The Bouncing Bomb... the works!! I mean they started the fecker after all!!

I've found some goosd stuff on eBay that would look good in the Pubs etc

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ENGLAND-WORLD-CUP-GERMAN-HELMET-COME-ON-ENGLAND_W0QQitemZ8774339393QQcategoryZ123876QQrdZ1 QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/INFLATABLE-SPITFIRE_W0QQitemZ8774965722QQcategoryZ68287QQssPa geNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/W-W-2-GERMAN-STEEL-HELMET-GENUINE_W0QQitemZ6609158340QQcategoryZ4722QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WWII-WORLD-WAR-2-HELMET-BRITISH-ARMY_W0QQitemZ6608852280QQcategoryZ4722QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Aviator-Kit-Biggles-Fancy-Dress-flying-lessonsBNIP_W0QQitemZ8388561427QQcategoryZ58373QQr dZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Rick]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~culttv/funnywalk.jpg
One of the funniest comedy moments ever!

[ChuckleBantam]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~culttv/funnywalk.jpg
One of the funniest comedy moments ever!

That's the kind of thing!!!


Basil: Is there something wrong?
German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war?!
Basil: ME?! You started it!
German Guest: We did not start it!
Basil: Yes you did — you invaded Poland

[Dr Bunson]

You need to buy the German helmet Dave. Then when its time for your next haircut you can save money and get your bird to cut round it at home.

I notice you failed to plug my quality items ya bassa!!

[ChuckleBantam]

You need to buy the German helmet Dave. Then when its time for your next haircut you can save money and get your bird to cut round it at home.

I notice you failed to plug my quality items ya bassa!!

They're not war related or offensive to the German nation! Which is the vibe I am aiming for when I purchase my World Cup Merchandise this summer.

[Dr Bunson]

Ah right I understand now. Please forgive me for being so insensative to your posting old boy. I really must learn to read postings correctly as decreed in the Forum rules.

[Rick]

A nice little bit of script from Cape Feare from the Simpsons :D

Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
Bob: Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?
Officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when you could have said, "peepee-soaked heckhole".
Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.
Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Bob: No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Parole Granted!

:D :D :D

[baldbantam]

No problem with it in principle. The main concern with the Christmas ones was that people were putting signature images in that were far too big and the threads were unreadable. Just keep them to a sensible size.

[Costello]

...or we could down the Freddie Starr approach and go in costume:


http://www.fancydresshire.co.uk/images/freddie%20starr.jpg

[ChuckleBantam]

A nice little bit of script from Cape Feare from the Simpsons :D

Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
Bob: Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?
Officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when you could have said, "peepee-soaked heckhole".
Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.
Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Bob: No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Parole Granted!

:D :D :D

My favourite Episode ever containing my Favourite Simpsons moment;

FBI Agent; GOOD-MORNING-MR-THOMPSON-HOW-ARE-YOU-TODAY????

Homer (whispers to other FBI agent); I think he's talking to you....

[Dr Bunson]

I thought only people under the age of 12 watched The Simpsons....or those with waaaaaaay too much time on their hands.

[Parrot]

Hey Bullet, you dont happen to know anyone selling fake, red England baseball hats do you by any chance?:rolleyes: :D

[ChuckleBantam]

Hey Bullet, you dont happen to know anyone selling fake, red England baseball hats do you by any chance?:rolleyes: :D

Do you mean tacky ones that light up Parrot??

[Parrot]

Do you mean tacky ones that light up Parrot??

Thems the ones;) .....I know a man who's blind as fook with no taste or style who wants a few hundred.....in fact its Panters husband!:eek: :D pmsl

[meelin]

...or we could down the Freddie Starr approach and go in costume:


http://www.fancydresshire.co.uk/images/freddie%20starr.jpg


Blimey, it's Prince Harry.