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			<title><![CDATA[Children's Ticket Question]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:37:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Just had a PM from Blue Monday asking if I'll take his season ticket off him for the rest of the season if he gives me £75. I'll hold out for £100 as...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Just had a PM from Blue Monday asking if I'll take his season ticket off him for the rest of the season if he gives me £75. I'll hold out for £100 as I know he's desperate.<br />
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So I was thinking I might take the boy to his first game soon. I was going to take him to a pre season friendly but it never happened for some reason I can't recall! He turns 3 in October. Can he get in for free? Does he have to be some sort of member etc? And is there a supplement for children's tickets in the Bantams' Bar?<br />
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Another Bantam suckered in before he's old enough to know better. Muhuhuhuhuhuhaha! jump:</div>

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			<dc:creator>Spoonhead</dc:creator>
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			<title>Yo Muthas!...</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 11:49:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[What the f**k is going down with the Batmans? 
  
I've not been around to see any soccer and wuz thinkin of going down to the valley but my homies...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>What the f**k is going down with the Batmans?<br />
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I've not been around to see any soccer and wuz thinkin of going down to the valley but my homies say we is sh*te.<br />
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They tells me we have Peter Taylor as coach now?<br />
.. well he taught Brain Cluff everything he knew so why is we crap?.. and who brought Taylor back to life?.. and why not ressurect Brain too?</div>

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			<dc:creator>Groovin with Mr Bloe</dc:creator>
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			<title>Car accidents in Moscow</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:54:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This (http://www.funvid.eu/index.php?page=videos&section=view&vid_id=104188) is footage of some car accidents in Moscow.  I've never been but it...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><a href="http://www.funvid.eu/index.php?page=videos&amp;section=view&amp;vid_id=104188" target="_blank">This</a> is footage of some car accidents in Moscow.  I've never been but it seems there is a problem with speed, junctions, traffic lights and how to cross a road.</div>

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			<dc:creator>SoggyMoggy</dc:creator>
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			<title>What is it with Black Americans and fried chicken?</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:14:11 GMT</pubDate>
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I remember Portadown loyal posting pictures of canned chicken and there was an audio...</description>
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I remember Portadown loyal posting pictures of canned chicken and there was an audio clip of someone kicking off because their local chicken drive thru had ran out of chicken, how were they going to feed their kids?</div>

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			<dc:creator>SoggyMoggy</dc:creator>
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			<title>Bring home your girlfriend to meet the wife!</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:10:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Don't bring your girlfriend home to meet the wife and family, it doesn't go well. 
  
clicky...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Don't bring your girlfriend home to meet the wife and family, it doesn't go well.<br />
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<a href="http://www.funvid.eu/index.php?page=videos&amp;section=view&amp;vid_id=104487" target="_blank">clicky</a></div>

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			<dc:creator>SoggyMoggy</dc:creator>
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			<title>Why the Aussies are so Great</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:04:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The end bit is absolutely belting,  
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn6N7IUZio8&feature=player_embedded]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The end bit is absolutely belting, <br />
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			<dc:creator>Portadown Loyal</dc:creator>
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			<title>Going home</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:46:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Well I think I am -- 
 
Or I would if I could 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg7KL4v1w0&feature=player_embedded]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Well I think I am --<br />
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Or I would if I could<br />
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			<dc:creator>Mallorcabantam</dc:creator>
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			<title>Where has Gazza-Sweetiecakeybum gone?</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:07:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Gaz1975/Sweetcakes has dropped off the face of C&B. Has he joined wykie, BBB and BiN in Panther's dungeon? Just thinking on it Jimmy's been a bit...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Gaz1975/Sweetcakes has dropped off the face of C&amp;B. Has he joined wykie, BBB and BiN in Panther's dungeon? Just thinking on it Jimmy's been a bit quiet lately too. Beer Bantam somehow managed to escape and pulled Chuckle out of the depths of despair but some of our City brothers are lost forever to Panther's will.<br />
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			<dc:creator>Spoonhead</dc:creator>
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			<title>Toilet humour classic</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:44:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmokg9N7zO0&playnext=1&videos=yWA9DZjxLLg 
  
  
always cracks me up this one!:Dtup:]]></description>
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always cracks me up this one!:Dtup:</div>

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			<dc:creator>Macca Ha Ha Ha</dc:creator>
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