Forum: Jokes

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who...

One morning a Scotsman is having breakfast in Paris, (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits...

When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it is GREAT! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so...

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says: "Itsa illegala to putta five-a...

A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow. To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a...

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. The Doctor asks: "What happened?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time...

Steven Gerrard claims Joe Cole is as good as - if not better than - Lionel Messi. The Liverpool skipper was seen as a key figure in persuading...

An Irish family have frozen to death outside a theatre in Dublin.

Read the tittle --Something to offend everyone!! Warning if you get offended by certain things in life -- Read on at your own discretion. ...

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: 'Don't Miss Derek The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a...

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time...

My wife and I went to the Great Yarmouth agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the...

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she...

This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat. There is a moral to this story...... In the dead of summer a...

Paddy's fingers ...

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while...

NIGHTMARE #1 After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and ...

The new government is worried that mens cock's are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they've asked all men with cock's smaller...

At the England World Cup training camp Rooney gets the ball and dribbles round Heskey, Ashley Cole, King, Lennon, Johnson and Wright-Phillips. ...